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There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all. However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ghost descended upon him, clanking chains et al. He told the ghost "I mean no harm - I just want your photograph". The ghost was quite happy at this chance to make the headlines - he posed for a number of ghostly shots. The happy journalist rushed back to his dark room, and began developing the photos. Unfortunately, they turned out to be black and underexposed. So what's the moral of the story? The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.

Once there were three teenagers, two boys and one girl. The teenagers wanted to stay in a hotel, so they drove to the nearest one. The hotel owner said, "We only have one more free room, but it is the haunted one." The teenagers didn't care, so they said they'd take it anyway. "It's on the 4th floor." the owner said. Once the teenagers had gotten to the 4th floor, they heard a sound coming from inside of the room. The oldest boy said he'd go in first to see what the sound was. He went inside and heard a high-pitched voice saying, "When the log rolls over, we'll all be dead!" The teenager ran through the window screaming and died. Then the second oldest boy went into the room and heard, "When the log rolls over, we'll all be dead!" He too ran out the window screaming and died. Then it was the girls turn. Even though she was the youngest of the three teenagers, she was the bravest. She too heard, "When the log rolls over, we'll all be more...

ONE DAY A PERSON WENT INTO A TOWN AND SAW A HAUNTED HOUSE AND THE PERSON WALKED UP TO THE HOUSE AND WENT INSIDE HE HEARD A VOICE SAYING "I"M GONNA GET YOU I"M GONNA EAT YOU!"AND THE PERSON RAN OUT WENT TO HIS CAR AND CALLED THE POLICE THE POLICE CAME AND SENT ONE COP IN WHEN THE COP CAME IN HE HEARD A VOICE SAYING "I"M GONNA GET YOU I"M GONNA EAT YOU!" SO THAT COP RAN OUT ANOTHER COP CAME IN AND HEARD A VOICE SAYING "I"M GONNA GET YOU I"M GONNA EAT YOU!"SO THAT COP RAN OUT ANOTHER COP CAME IN AND HEARD A VOICE SAYING "I"M GONNA GET YOU I"M GONNA EAT YOU!" SO HE RAN OUT AND FINALLY ALL THE COPS CAME IN AND THEY HEARD A VOICE SAYING" I"M GONNA GET YOU I"M GONNA EAT YOU!" THEY LOOKED AND LOOKED AND ONE COP OPENED A CLOSET AND SAW A BOY PICKING HIS NOSE AND SAYING "I"M GONNA GET YOU I"M GONNA EAT YOU!"

A man walks into a hotel and asks for a room. The guy behind the counter tells him that there is one room left but it is haunted. The man gets the room anyway. That night he hears in a soft voice "If the log rolls over we'll all die!" He runs away. The next day a father and his daughter get the room after they were told that it is haunted. That night they hear "If the log rolls over we'll all die!" The girl hides under the bed as the father follows the sound to the bathroom door. He opens the door. There on the ground is a bunch of ants staring at a turd saying, "If the log rolls over, we'll all die!"

A man walks into a hotel and asks the man for a room. The clerk says, "There's only one room left, and it's haunted."
But the man says, "I'll take it!" That night he heard the ghost. "I'm the ghost of Teeny Weenie! Stay here and I'll take your weenie!" and the man ran out of the hotel as fast as he could.
The next day, another man needed a room. The clerk again said, "There's only one room left and it's haunted." The man said,"I'll take it!" That night he heard the ghost. "I'm the ghost of Teeny Weenie!" he chanted. "Get out of bed or I'll take your weenie!" and he too ran out of the hotel as fast as he could.
The day after, another man came in needing a room. The clerk said for the third time, "There's only one room left, and it's haunted." He said, "I'll take it!" That night he heard the ghost. "I'm the Ghost of Teeny Weenie! Get out of bed or I'll take your more...

A famous magazine photographer was dispatched to a famous haunted house to get shots of the apparition residing there. In the haunted house, when the clock struck 12 midnight, the apparition appeared on the staircase landing. Amazingly, the apparition posed (like a supermodel) for the photographer! But lighting was very bad at the moment and the camera flash batteries were LOW. Anyway, the photographer snapped away. But the pictures did not come out well because of the low batteries.

He later explained to his boss at the magazine this way:' The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.'

Theres these three guys who walk into a hotel and ask for three different rooms. The clerk says ok but some people say this place is haunted by a ghosts. Ahh who cares we want some sleep, replied one of them.
so they all got different rooms. the first guy is unpacking his stuff when this ghosts comes ans says I'm the ghost of lambourgigi I'll cut of your balls and eat your wenie.
he eats his penis and goes away.
The next guy is unpacking his stuff when the ghost comes and says I'm the ghost of lambourgini I'll cut off your balls and eat your winie. And he does it and leaves.
the last guy is unpacking his stuff when the ghost comes and says I'm the ghost of lambourgini I'll cut off your balls and eat your winie. the guy replies, well Im the ghost of christmas past touch my balls i kick your ass!