Happiness Jokes / Recent Jokes

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness that they hire detectives to find out the reason for it.

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.

If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll just have to rent it.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon

Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.