Glow Jokes / Recent Jokes

How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

What makes a glow worm glow? A light meal!

What's a glow worms favorite song? Wake me up before you glow glow!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

I wish I was a glow worm.
A glow worm's never glum.
It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out your bum!