"make a glow worm happy" joke
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
One day a girl went to church to make a confession
GIRL: Forgive me father for I have sined
PRIEST: What have you done my child
GIRL: I called a man a son of a bitch
PRIEST: Why did you call him a son of a bitch
GIRL: Caused he touched my hand
HOW I FIRED MY SECRETARY:
Two weeks ago, I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me...
She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday.
I said, well, that's wives for you. The more...
Why was the glow worm unhappy? Because her children weren't that bright!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light!
What makes a glow worm glow? A light meal!