Worms Jokes

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    A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a demonstration for his class.
    He took two earth worms and in front of the class he did the following:
    He dropped the first worm into a beaker of water where it dropped to the
    bottom and wriggled about. He dropped the second worm into a beaker of Ethyl
    alchohol and it immediately shriveled up and died. He asked the class if
    anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them.
    A boy in the second row immediately shot his arm up and, when called on said:
    "You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms."

    Why do worms taste like chewing gum? Because theyre wrigleys!

    What's a glow worms favorite song? Wake me up before you glow glow!

    Momo's chemistry teacher wanted to teach his ninth grade class a lesson on the evils of liquor so he produed a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
    "Observe" he told his class as he began to put one of the worms in the glass of water. This worm swam about freely and looked as happy as can be.
    He then put the second worm in the glass of whiskey and it to swam about for a moment but then started to shake and fell to the bottom dead.
    "Now" he asked "What lesson can we learn from this experiment?"
    "Thats easy," replied Momo. "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

    A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
    "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
    The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
    "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.
    Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded...
    "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

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