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    Why do worms taste like chewing gum? Because theyre wrigleys!

    The chemistry lesson

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    Momo's chemistry teacher wanted to teach his ninth grade class a lesson on the evils of liquor so he produed a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
    "Observe" he told his class as he began to put one of the worms in the glass of water. This worm swam about freely and looked as happy as can be.
    He then put the second worm in the glass of whiskey and it to swam about for a moment but then started to shake and fell to the bottom dead.
    "Now" he asked "What lesson can we learn from this experiment?"
    "Thats easy," replied Momo. "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

    What's a glow worms favorite song? Wake me up before you glow glow!

    A chemistry teacher was attempting to teach his Grade 9 class a lesson about the evils of liquor. To do so, he produced an experiment involving a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
    "Now class, observe very closely," he said, as he put a worm into the water. The worm wiggled about in the water, about as happy as a worm in water could be.
    He then placed the second worm in the glass of whiskey. The worm writhed painfully and sank to the bottom of the glass, as dead as a doornail.
    "Now, could someone tell me what we can derive from this experiment?" he asked.
    Billy, the class clown who sat at the back of the room, raised his hand and responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

    A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died.
    "All right, son." asked the father, "what does that show you?"
    "Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."

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