Worm Jokes

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    make a glow worm happy

    Hot 2 years ago

    How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

    Biology Class

    Hot 1 week ago

    A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a demonstration for his class.
    He took two earth worms and in front of the class he did the following:
    He dropped the first worm into a beaker of water where it dropped to the
    bottom and wriggled about. He dropped the second worm into a beaker of Ethyl
    alchohol and it immediately shriveled up and died. He asked the class if
    anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them.
    A boy in the second row immediately shot his arm up and, when called on said:
    "You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms."

    The chemistry lesson

    Hot 5 years ago

    Momo's chemistry teacher wanted to teach his ninth grade class a lesson on the evils of liquor so he produed a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
    "Observe" he told his class as he began to put one of the worms in the glass of water. This worm swam about freely and looked as happy as can be.
    He then put the second worm in the glass of whiskey and it to swam about for a moment but then started to shake and fell to the bottom dead.
    "Now" he asked "What lesson can we learn from this experiment?"
    "Thats easy," replied Momo. "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

    I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out your bum!

    (This is a bit old, but I've just finally got around to mailing it.)
    Dr. Richard LeBlanc, associate professor of ICS, was quoted in "The Technique,"
    Georgia Tech's newspaper, last November (after the computer worm hit the net):
    "It turned out that the worm exploited three or four different holes in the
    system. From this, and the fact that we were able to capture and examine some
    of the source code, we realized that we were dealing with someone very sharp,
    probably not someone here on campus."

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