Song Jokes

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    Teenagers

    Hot 4 years ago

    They say 90% of teenagers masturbate in the shower..The other 10% percent sing a song..What is the song called?
    I didnt think you would know

    The Irish Wedding

    Hot 8 months ago

    A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the shit out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight.The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, 'Silence in court!'The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up and says,'Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened.'The judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the bride.The judge says, 'OK.''Well,' said Paddy, 'after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after more...

    The Catholic Dictionary

    Hot 3 years ago

    AMEN:
    The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
    BULLETIN:
    1. Parish information, read only during the homily.
    2. Catholic air conditioning.
    3. Your receipt for attending Mass.
    CHOIR:
    A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.
    HOLY WATER:
    A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
    HYMN:
    A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.
    RECESSIONAL HYMN:
    The last song at Mass, often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.
    INCENSE:
    Holy Smoke!
    JESUITS:
    An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams.
    JONAH:
    The original "Jaws" story.
    JUSTICE:
    When kids have kids of their own.
    KYRIE ELIEISON:
    The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava.
    MAGI:
    The most famous trio to attend a baby more...

    What is a country song played backwards? Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.

    What's a glow worms favorite song? Wake me up before you glow glow!

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