Favre Jokes / Recent Jokes

Investigations are still underway about whether Brett Favre used a Packers-issued cell phone to contact the Vikings. Chances are he didn't, because Minnesota is a whole state away, and the Packers use Sprint.

Brett Favre announced his retire from the Minnesota Vikings and revealed his "post-football" plans.
Rather than returning to Mississippi as everyone expected, he surprised everyone by saying that he intends to stay in Minnesota and open a bakery with former Viking teammate, Adrian Peterson. Their specialty item will be...turnovers!

Brett Favre has reportedly been sending x-rays to the Minnesota Vikings. It seems like an unnecessary gesture since everyone can already see right through him.

Turns out Brett Favre is returning in a quest to get a second ring. And then a third, to complete the three-ring circus.

Brett Favre has become a grandfather. Or maybe he hasn't. Or maybe he has. He's still not sure.

Brett Favre has said that he'd gladly take a game off in 2009 if his health were to become a hindrance to Minnesota's success. And you know Favre, he's a man of his word.

The Minnesota Vikings have named Brett Favre a team captain. Which is nicer than what Packer fans call him.