Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were shopping when Paris suddenly realized she locked her keys in the car. So they went back and Paris got out her tweezers to try to pick the lock. She tried for a couple of minutes and then Nicole gave it a try. "Hurry!" Paris said. "It’s starting to rain. And the top is down!"
Q: What kind of cereal does Mike Tyson eat?
Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus?
A. Some people still believe in Santa Claus.
Q. What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A. When Hillary is out of town.
Celebrity: someone who works all his life to be recognized, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.