Hanging Jokes

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    Indecent Exposure

    Hot 11 months ago

    Indecent Exposure
    A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
    She says, "Why, officer?"
    "Because your breast is hanging out."
    She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"

    Suicide

    Hot 11 months ago

    A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
    A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
    "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe."

    Your Breast is Loose

    Hot 3 years ago

    A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"

    The light bulb

    Hot 2 months ago

    A factory foreman is walking through the work area, and notices that Kawolski isn't at his station.
    He asks one of the other workers if they know where Kawolski is, and the employee points straight up in the air. The foreman looks up, and there's Kawolski, hanging by one arm from the rafters.
    "Get down from there, Kawolski," he yells, to which Kawolski replies, "But I'm a light bulb!"
    The boss is -NOT- impressed, and makes Kawolski climb down and get back to work.
    About an hour later, the boss is walking through the factory once again, and once again he notices that Kawolski is missing. On a hunch, he looks up, and again sees Kawolski hanging by one arm from the rafters.
    The foreman makes him climb down, and chews him out, saying that if he catches Kawolski up there one more time, he's going to get fired.
    Another hour later, the boss is making another round, and sure enough... there's Kawolski, hanging by one arm from the more...

    Cowboy Boots

    Hot 3 years ago

    A handsome mid-age couple, John and Gail, like living in Texas. Even though they have lived in Texas most of their married life John never
    had a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale at Sheplers one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"
    Gail looks him over, "Nope."
    Frustrated John storms off in to the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
    Gail looks up and says, "John, what's different? It's hanging down today it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
    tomorrow.
    Furious, John yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, GAIL? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
    To which Gail replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, John. Shoulda bought a more...

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