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    The Wash Cloth

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    (There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!)I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
    week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to
    tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
    making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
    full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable.I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
    hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
    in. more...

    MURALI KRISHNAN writes from New Delhi: A Sardarji and a Bengali, both suffering from serious diseases, share the
    same room in a hospital. They were violently ill and both could not even utter a word.
    After a few days of living together, the Bengali gets really bored and wants to start off a conversation with his fellow patient.
    He realizes that he has not enough energy left to say a sentence; so he just attempts to say a word.
    After much effort he turns to the Sardarji, points his finger towards himself and says “Bengali”.
    Sardarji doesn’t want to let the poor Bengali down who has struggled so hard to start a conversation.
    Sardarji musters all his energy and says “Punjabi” gesturing the same way as Bengali did.
    Bengali is happy now and wants to continue the conversation. After much more effort this time he says, again pointing his finger towards himself “Sharath Bose“
    Sardarji after some effort says “Devindar more...

    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite sugar cookies wafting up the stairs.
    He gathered enough strength to get out bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom.
    With even greater effort, he forced his boney fingers to grab the handrail and he went down the stairs, one stumbling step at a time.
    With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.
    There, on the kitchen table, spread out in rows upon wax paper, were literally hundreds of his favorite sugar cookies.
    Was it heaven? Or, was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of 60 years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
    Mustering one great final effort, he lunged toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture.
    His parched lips were slightly parted. The wondrous taste of more...

    Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepare for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.

    Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always used his standard response to the first question after winning.

    But this time..... Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and u must be happy!

    Inzamam: Bismillah-e- Rehman-e- Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in.

    Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.

    Tony fainted!

    A radio station routinely paid money for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. Here was one of the winners:
    I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologists when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.
    The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
    I was in the waiting room only a few more...

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