Agony Jokes

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    Dying man's last pleasure

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    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite sugar cookies wafting up the stairs.
    He gathered enough strength to get out bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom.
    With even greater effort, he forced his boney fingers to grab the handrail and he went down the stairs, one stumbling step at a time.
    With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.
    There, on the kitchen table, spread out in rows upon wax paper, were literally hundreds of his favorite sugar cookies.
    Was it heaven? Or, was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of 60 years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
    Mustering one great final effort, he lunged toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture.
    His parched lips were slightly parted. The wondrous taste of more...

    What is the definition of Agony? A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

    On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.
    With labored breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; more...

    Definition of Agony?
    One armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls

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