Confirmation Jokes

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    Picard: "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your
    attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been
    able to access their command pathways?"
    Geordi: "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by
    searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing
    technology."
    Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.
    Riker looks puzzled. "What the hell is 'Microsoft'?"
    Data turns to answer. "Allow me to explain. We will send
    this program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command
    pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming
    system resources at an unstoppable rate."
    Picard: "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't
    they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"
    Data: "Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it
    creates a new version of itself more...

    Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?"Geordi "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen. Riker looks puzzled. "What in the world is' Microsoft'?"Data turns to answer. "Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called' Windows', through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate."Picard "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"Data "Yes, Captain. But when' Windows' detects this, it creates a new version of itself known as an' upgrade'. The use of resources increases exponentially more...

    Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?"Geordi "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.Riker looks puzzled. "What in the world is 'Microsoft'?"Data turns to answer. "Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate."Picard "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"Data "Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it creates a new version of itself known as an 'upgrade'. The use of resources increases exponentially more...

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    "Star Trek Lost Episodes" transcript.

    Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?"

    Geordi "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."

    Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.

    Riker looks puzzled. "What in the world is `Microsoft`?"

    Data turns to answer. "Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called `Windows`, through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate."

    Picard "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won`t they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"

    Data "Yes, Captain. But more...

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