Celebrity Jokes / Recent Jokes
Jessica Simpson came close to death today while horseback riding. She was enjoying a leisurely ride, when the horse started bouncing out of control. Her agent said Jessica attempted to hold on, but failed, and fell off the side of the horse. Her foot got caught in the stirrup as she fell. The horse didn’t stop, and her head was on the ground. Jessica started screaming for help "Make him stop! Make him stop! Please somebody!" Fortunately, a Wal-mart greeter heard her, and unplugged it.
A recorded customer service call at Private Jet Services Inc., of a brief conversation with Paris Hilton was making the rounds internally until management deleted it. According to internal sources, Paris called the PJS service center and said "This is Paris Hilton. Can you tell me how long it will take to fly from Los Angeles to Las Vegas?" The agent replied, "Just a minute Miss Hilton." To which Paris replied "Wow that’s great! Thank you." and hung up.
Q. What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?
A. She doesn't, she eats out!
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Here's a lame one.... What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Q. 100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?"
A. 80% said not again.