Celebrity Jokes / Recent Jokes
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were shopping when Paris suddenly realized she locked her keys in the car. So they went back and Paris got out her tweezers to try to pick the lock. She tried for a couple of minutes and then Nicole gave it a try. "Hurry!" Paris said. "It’s starting to rain. And the top is down!"
Education Secretary Margaret Spellings says she studied hard to prepare for her appearance on Celebrity Jeopardy! She came in second stating her excuses for not winning, “I didn't realize how much skill went into hitting the buzzer at just the right moment. I often hit it too early and didn't get picked to tackle a catagory."
"And the dog ate my homework."
Q. What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A. When Hillary is out of town.
Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus?
A. Some people still believe in Santa Claus.