Capetown Jokes

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    The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:
    I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
    I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response... click.
    A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
    I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from more...

    1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
    2. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost information, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
    3. I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa."Her response was "click."
    4. A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, more...

    The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography)...

    - I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut. When I explained that the inn was fictional, the customer became very irate and insisted' I know it is real, I see people check in every week!'

    - Also, I really did have someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

    - A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked,' would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?'

    - I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with' I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts.' Without trying to make her look like the more...

    I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passportinformation when she interrupted me with "Im not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response... click.

    The following are actual stories provided by travel agents

    I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get
    messed up by being near the window.
    A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going
    over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to
    California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
    I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to
    explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she
    interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape
    Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the
    stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown
    is in Africa." Her response... click.
    A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was
    wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an
    ocean-view room. I tried more...

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