Beetle Jokes / Recent Jokes

In New York City last week a taxi clipped a red Beetle while veering across four lanes of traffic to pick-up a fare. The two drivers got out to examine the damage the cabbie a short man of Middle Eastern origin,
the Beetle driver a hulking giant.
As the cabbie approached, the Beetle driver grabbed him by the shirt and hoisted him off the ground. There, at eye level with the cabbie's feet dangling in the air, the Beetle owner began screaming, every third
sentence being, "This is your lucky day!"
Eventually, the cabbie was lowered back to terra firma, but, then, the Beetle guy asked, "Don't you want to know why this is your lucky day?"
He then proceeded to answer his own question:
"Because I'm on my way to anger management class and I don't dare show-up with blood on my shirt!"

Q: What should the vanity license plate of the first new VW beetle sold in the year 2000 be?
A: "Y2K BUG"

According to sources, the Army Times, the U.S. Army's offical newspaper, is running an astonishing editorial, openly calling for Rumsfeld to resign mere days before an election.
The Army Times comics page is also being critical of the Secretary of Defense, as seen in this Beetle Bailey cartoon...

"Beetle, how many times do I have tell you-
Donald Rumsfeld is incompetent doochebag!"

A blonde is driving along the highway in her Volkswagen Beetle when she sees another blonde on the side of the road standing at the front of another Beetle with the hood up. Thinking that she may be able to help she pulls over and asks the other blonde what the problem is. “Well I was just driving along on the highway when suddenly the car died, I pulled over and popped the hood and saw that my engine was gone, ” replied the second blonde. “Well not to worry, ” replied the first, “I have a spare one in my trunk. ”

One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experiment. She pulled off one of its legs, then asked it to run. The beetle obeyed her command. Then, she pulled off a second leg and asked it to run. It did, but with a lot of difficulty. Finally, she pulled the remaining legs off and asked it to run. It couldn't. "I have made a new discovery!" the blonde cried. "When you pull all of a beetle's legs off, it becomes deaf!!"

One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experiment.
She pulled off one of its legs, then asked it to run. The beetle obeyed her command.
Then, she pulled off a second leg and asked it to run. It did, but with a lot of difficulty.
Finally, she pulled the remaining legs off and asked it to run. It couldn't.
"I have made a new discovery!" the blonde cried. "When you pull all of a beetle's legs off, it becomes deaf!!"

Q: What should the vanity license plate of the first new VW beetle sold in the year 2000 be?
A: "Y2K BUG"