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    Were you born in the Year of the Ass? Consult the Corporate Animal Calendar to find out!
    Select the number of the year your birthday end in.
    Cock: 0
    Maggot: 1
    Sheep: 2
    Weasel: 3
    Cockroach: 4
    Hen: 5
    Snake: 6
    Dung Beetle: 7
    Squid: 8
    Ass: 9
    Blenny: Leap Year
    YEAR OF THE COCK: Those born in this year tend to be the most aggressively abusive denizens of he office. Their evil crowing is ubiquitous, and they tend to regard all others as born in the year of the hen, and often become partners in law offices. Watch out for the ones born on the cusp of the Year of the Ass!
    YEAR OF THE MAGGOT: These specimens usually become the bitterest of bitter clerks, often degenerating into paralegals in the terminal stages. The maggot yearns to rise up and cast down his masters, yet he knows he never will.
    YEAR OF THE SHEEP: Prime exponents of the herd mentality. See them demonstrate loyalty. See them worship the corporate ethic. See more...

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