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    Poetic Love Letter

    Hot 6 months ago

    A Collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl,
    whom he wanted to marry, but he did not have the
    courage to talk to her in person. so he decided to
    go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a
    letter of proposal to her.
    this is what he wrote. .....
    my darling
    most worthy of your estimation, after a long
    consideration and much meditation, i have a strong
    inclination to become your relation.
    as to my educational qualification, it is no
    exaggeration or fabrication, that i have passed my
    matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and
    very little concentrated preparation. what you say
    to the solemnization of our marriage celebration
    according to the population of the present generation.
    on your approbation of this application,
    i shall make preparation to improve my situation,
    and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
    and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of more...

    Plan It ........... But

    Hot 6 months ago

    A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and
    resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather
    die than to live another year in prison. Over the years she had
    become good friends with one of the prison caretakers.
    His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who died in a
    graveyard just outside the prison walls. When a prisoner died, the
    caretaker rang a bell, which was heard by everyone. The caretaker
    then got the body and put it in a casket.
    Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before
    returning to the casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the
    casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and bury it.
    Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared it
    with the caretaker. The next time the bell rang, the woman would
    leave her cell and sneak into the dark room where the coffins were
    kept.
    She would slip into the coffin more...

    I Wanna Be A Commie

    Hot 3 years ago

    A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. "You only have six months to live."
    The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, "There's only one thing I can do, I'm going to become a Communist."
    The doctor asks,"You've been a patriotic American all your life, why are you going to become a Communist now?"
    The man says, "Better one of them should die than one of us!"

    At a Mass at which some young ladies were to take their finals vows to become nuns, the Bishop presiding noticed two Rabbis enter the church just before the service began. They insisted on sitting on the right side of the center aisle. The Bishop wondered why they had come, but he didn't have time to inquire before the Mass began.
    When it came time for the announcements, the Bishop's curiosity got the better of him. He welcomed the two Rabbis and asked why they had chosen to be present at this occasion where the young ladies were to become the "Brides of Christ".
    The elder of the Rabbis slowly rose to his feet and explained, "Family of the Groom."

    [This was forwarded to me by a co-worker and is reportedly an...]
    Excerpt from The Sunday Press, Dublin, 25-Aug-1991
    Apropos recent events, in case you're wondering what will become
    of all the unemployed KGB men in the event of a change of regime in
    the USSR, I was talking to a German friend recently and asked him
    what had become of all the former Stasi secret policement of East
    Germany.
    "Oh they're all taxi drivers now," he said, "it was the obvious
    solution."
    "Why is that?" I asked.
    "Simple," he said, "you just give them your name-and they know
    where you live."

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