Baseball Jokes / Recent Jokes

President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear.
All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!".
She looks surprised but leaves.
The pitcher looks at Clinton and says, "No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!"

Nolan Ryan has agreed to become the Texas Rangers’ new president, making him the best pitcher in the organization.

McGwire said he would have confessed to steroid usage sooner, but he just didn't have the balls to do it.

The Los Angeles Dodgers lost the NLCS in five games and went home early. Just like their fans during regular season games.

Alex Rodriguez is opting for surgery. Unfortunately it will be on his hip, and not his brain.