"Clinton at baseball" joke

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President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear.
All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!".
She looks surprised but leaves.
The pitcher looks at Clinton and says, "No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!"

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Fluffyunicorngamer:HEY I WAS THE ONE WHO ASKED FOR THIS JOKE AND I FOUND IT IN MY JOKE BOOK
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