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    Clinton at baseball

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    President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear.
    All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!".
    She looks surprised but leaves.
    The pitcher looks at Clinton and says, "No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!"

    Washington Nationals pitcher Stephen Strasburg recently got married. Which will be the last time he'll ever get a ring.

    A little boy walked out into a field saying,' I'm the greatest hitter in the world!'

    He tossed up the ball, swung at it, and missed. The boy yelled,' Strike one!'

    Then he tossed the ball a second time and missed,' Strike Two!'

    The boy checked his bat, concentrated very hard, tossed up his ball and missed again.

    Then the boy said,' Boy, I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!

    An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy something. "Well, my wife ain't home, she's gone down to the creek to wash clothes, but lemma see what you got," said the man. The peddler showed him pots and pans, tools and gadgets, but the old man wasn't interested. Then the man spotted a mirror and said, "What's that?" Before the peddler could tell him it was a mirror, the old man picked it up and said, "My God how'd you get a picture of my Pappy?" The old man was so happy, he traded his wife's best pitcher for it. The peddler left before the wife came back and spoiled his sale. The old man was worried that the wife would be mad at him for trading her best pitcher, so he hid it in the barn behind some boxes of junk. He would go out to the barn 2 or 3 times a day to look at the "picture" and eventually the wife got more...

    Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!

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