"Rangers Sign Nolan Ryan" joke
Nolan Ryan has agreed to become the Texas Rangers’ new president, making him the best pitcher in the organization.
Eternity
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Dirty Rubix Riddle
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.