"Rangers Sign Nolan Ryan" joke
Nolan Ryan has agreed to become the Texas Rangers’ new president, making him the best pitcher in the organization.
"You know, except for the moustache, you look a lot like my mother."
"But I don't have a mustache."
"Yes, I know....but my mother does."
A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.
“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the more...
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Dirty Rubix Riddle
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...