"A very attractive lady goes up to a bar" joke

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"Can't," breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

There was this Christian lady who had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out more...

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hairline

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Nan

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- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
- nan get out of the trolley

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

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roasted:is god perfect when he made yo hairline never mind he still is he did not make you one
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Superior Anonym:I SUPPORT YOU, JOKE SUBMITTER! Freedom of expression doesn't mean you should express your freedom for intolerance, "Anonym" commenters. Don't get your panties up in a twirl. Or wear comfy underwear. Or better yet, don't wear at all
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kathy clay:Lol like that one.
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