Ape Jokes / Recent Jokes

If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!

What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

Nature has many laws that hold fast and true.

For example, a baby ape will always grow-up to be an ape; likewise, a baby baboon will become an adult baboon.

A baby pig will mature into a full grown pig.

A baby jackass will always become a jackass.

Yet oddly enough, women say a young man may grow-up to be any one of these.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!