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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?
They both have ornamental balls.
Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?
A: They both have ornamental balls.
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"
I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
"You're both old," he replied!!
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
How are an elephant and a banana just alike?They are both yellow. . . . uh. . . . Except for the elephant, of course. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A herd of elephants coming over the hill! What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill?Nothing. He didn't recognize them. What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A bunch of bananas coming over the hill! (Jane was color-blind.)