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How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.
Before Columbus' discovery why did mankind think the Earth was flat?
Doesn't the Bible in Isaiah 40-22 state that the Earth is a sphere?
Do brainstorms come with thunder and lightning?
Does anyone ever stop to think that maybe just maybe this question is totally pointless?
Does thought depend on language?
Don't you think that a hunch is just creativity trying to tell you something?
Don't you think that if everybody thinks nobody rules yet if somebody rules the rest are not permitted to think?
Have you ever stopped to think and forget to start again?
How can you think out loud?
How deep does a thought have to be to be a deep thought?
How do we know if it's later than we think?
How do we know if we're thinking straight?
How does one' pay attention'? Any do they accept Visa?
If great minds really think alike then what makes them so more...
Q:How is a lawyer and a human sperm alike?
A: They each have a one in a million chance of becoming a human being.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?
They both have ornamental balls.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike? They both have ornamental balls.
How are blondes and parking spaces alike?
All the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.