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    What do these automobile acronyms actually mean?

    Here goes….
    AUDI: A Used Dodge Incognito
    BMW: Bavarian Money Waster
    BUICK: Big Ugly Idiot`s Cat Killer
    CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time
    CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
    CHRYSLER: Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
    DAEWOO: Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
    DODGE: Dear Old Dad`s Garbage Engine
    FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony
    FORD: Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
    GM: Genital Motors
    HONDA: Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad`s Assistance
    HYUNDAI: Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
    JEEP: Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
    KIA: Korean Industrial Accident
    MITSUBISHI: Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
    MOPAR: Move Over People Are Racing
    NISSAN: Need I Say Something About Nothing
    OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s more...

    Computer Acronyms

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    PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
    ISDN It Still Does Nothing
    APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
    SCSI System Can't See It
    DOS Defective Operating System
    BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
    IBM I Blame Microsoft
    DEC Do Expect Cuts
    CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
    OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
    WWW World Wide Wait
    MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
    PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of
    Mathematics
    COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
    AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
    LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
    MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
    WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
    GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
    MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for)
    Fools (&) Teenagers.

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    Humorous Computer-Related Acronyms

    IBM

    I Blame Microsoft

    Idiots Buy Me

    Idiots Building Machines

    I'll Buy Macintoshes

    It Bit Me

    It Built Microsoft

    It's Better Manually

    I've Been Mislead

    I've Been Mugged

    WINDOWS

    Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed

    When I Need Data Output Without Speed

    While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation

    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

    WIN

    Whoppingly Immense NOP

    Worm Infestation Netware

    MS-WINDOWS NT / WINDOWS NT

    My Solitaire With Its New De-accelerator, Only With Some Network Technology

    Well Intended, Netword De-accelerator, Only Works Sometimes, Never Totally

    WINDOWS (as a) Network Trojan

    Different Operating Systems Expectations

    Macintosh: What You See Is What You Get

    MS-DOS: You Asked more...

    PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
    ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
    APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
    SCSI - System Can't See It
    DOS - Defunct Operating System
    BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
    IBM - I Blame Microsoft
    DEC - Do Expect Cuts
    CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
    OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
    WWW - World Wide Wait
    MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
    LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

    PCMCIA - People Can`t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms. IBM - I Blame Microsoft. ISDN - It Still Does Nothing. MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers. RAM - Rarely Adequate Memory ROM - Really Old Machine APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity. SCSI - System Can`t See It. PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics. LISP - Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis. DOS - Defunct Operating System.

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