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    PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
    ISDN It Still Does Nothing
    APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
    SCSI System Can't See It
    DOS Defective Operating System
    BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
    IBM I Blame Microsoft
    DEC Do Expect Cuts
    CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
    OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
    WWW World Wide Wait
    MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
    PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of
    Mathematics
    COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
    AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
    LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
    MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
    WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
    GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
    MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for)
    Fools (&) Teenagers.

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    Humorous Computer-Related Acronyms

    IBM

    I Blame Microsoft

    Idiots Buy Me

    Idiots Building Machines

    I'll Buy Macintoshes

    It Bit Me

    It Built Microsoft

    It's Better Manually

    I've Been Mislead

    I've Been Mugged

    WINDOWS

    Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed

    When I Need Data Output Without Speed

    While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation

    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

    WIN

    Whoppingly Immense NOP

    Worm Infestation Netware

    MS-WINDOWS NT / WINDOWS NT

    My Solitaire With Its New De-accelerator, Only With Some Network Technology

    Well Intended, Netword De-accelerator, Only Works Sometimes, Never Totally

    WINDOWS (as a) Network Trojan

    Different Operating Systems Expectations

    Macintosh: What You See Is What You Get

    MS-DOS: You Asked more...

    WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out. MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed. BASIC - Bill`s Attempt to Seize Industry Control. DEC - Do Expect Cuts. CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months. OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too. AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction. WWW - World Wide Wait. IBM = Imbecile Behind Macintosh. MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

    PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
    ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
    APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
    SCSI - System Can't See It
    DOS - Defunct Operating System
    BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
    IBM - I Blame Microsoft
    DEC - Do Expect Cuts
    CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
    OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
    WWW - World Wide Wait
    MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
    LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

    486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.
    Obsolete - Any computer you own.
    Microsecond - The time it takes for your State - of - the - art computer to become obsolete.
    Syntax Error - "Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.
    GUI (pronounced "gooey") - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
    Computer Chip - Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.
    Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
    Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
    Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
    Hard Drive- The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen.
    Portable Computer - A device invented to force business men to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.
    Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
    Power User - Anyone more...

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