Blame Jokes

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    Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.

    We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3 lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the best reasons to blame others for our own problems. Here's a small list...
    If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she's holding in her lap while driving,
    she blames the restaurant.
    If your teen-age son kills himself or then next door neighbors,
    you blame the rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.
    If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
    your family blames the tobacco company.
    If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for poor sex education.
    If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.
    If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with heroin was dirty,
    you blame the government for not providing clean ones.
    If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
    If your friend more...

    A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

    TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You sell one and buy a bull.
    Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
    You retire on the income.
    INDIAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You worship them.
    PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
    You don't have any cows.
    You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
    You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, Britain for warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, France for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
    You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.
    AMERICAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
    You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
    You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
    You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
    FRENCH ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You go on more...

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