"Teamwork is essential - it allows" joke

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Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

My ex-wife's parents told her she could be anything she wanted to be. So she became a bitch.

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