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    486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.
    Obsolete - Any computer you own.
    Microsecond - The time it takes for your State - of - the - art computer to become obsolete.
    Syntax Error - "Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.
    GUI (pronounced "gooey") - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
    Computer Chip - Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.
    Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
    Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
    Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
    Hard Drive- The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen.
    Portable Computer - A device invented to force business men to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.
    Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
    Power User - Anyone more...

    486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.Obsolete - Any computer you own.Microsecond - The time it takes for your State - of - the - art computer to become obsolete.Syntax Error - "Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.GUI (pronounced "gooey") - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.Computer Chip - Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.Hard Drive- The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen.Portable Computer - A device invented to force business men to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.System Update - A quick method more...

    486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
    State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
    Obsolete - Any computer you own.
    Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
    G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say 'Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.'
    Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, 'Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.'
    Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
    GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced 'gooey')
    Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
    Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
    Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
    Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business more...

    486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
    State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
    Obsolete - Any computer you own.
    Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become
    obsolete.
    G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the
    computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
    Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy
    a computer and money is no object."
    Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a
    Syntax Error.
    GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
    (pronounced "gooey")
    Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
    Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
    Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
    Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work more...

    486
    The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
    State-of-the-art
    Any computer you can't afford.
    Obsolete
    Any computer you own.
    Microsecond
    The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
    G4
    Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, four times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
    Syntax Error
    Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
    Hard Drive
    The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
    GUI (pronounced "gooey")
    What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
    Keyboard
    The standard way to generate computer errors.
    Mouse
    An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
    Floppy
    The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
    Portable Computer
    A device invented to force businessmen to more...

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