Webster Jokes

Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

Cutler Webster's Law: There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there is only one.

Like a lot of husbands throughout history, Webster would sit down and try to talk to his wife. But as soon as he would start to say something, his wife said, “And what’s that supposed to mean? ” Thus, Webster’s Dictionary was born.

Like a lot of husbands throughout history, Webster would sit down and try to talk to his wife. But as soon as he would start to say something, his wife would say, "And just what is THAT supposed to mean?"Thus, Webster's Dictionary was born.