Willy Jokes

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    Yo Mama's So Fat...

    Hot 2 years ago

    - Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
    - Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
    - Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
    - Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
    - Yo Mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes
    - Yo Mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
    - Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, kids shout: "Free Willy! free Willy!"
    - Yo Mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code
    - Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
    - Yo Mama's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
    - Yo Mama's so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.
    - Yo Mama's so fat, she jumped in air and got stuck.
    - Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears Maclom X shirt, helicopters land on her.
    - Yo Mama's so fat, more...

    Zip, Willy, and Pee

    Hot 1 year ago

    there were these 3 kids in detention, there names were zip, willy and pee. zip was playing on the fan, willy was in a box and pee was running around crazily. then the teacher came in. she said, "Zip down, willy out, pee in the corner"


    Hot 4 years ago

    Knock knock
    whose there?
    willy who?
    willy he bang me harder?

    Ghost Fun.

    Hot 6 years ago

    This one I heard from my friend:
    There was a man who stopped by a hotel and asked to use the bathroom.
    The manager said, "Sure but our bathroom is haunted by a ghost."
    The man said, "I'm not afraid of no ghost."
    So the man goes into the bathroom and he hears, "I'm the ghost of Willy Winky. I'll lick your balls and eat your weenie."
    The man runs out screaming, and the hotel manager shakes his head and yells, "I told you so!"
    Another man comes by and says, "Oh crap, I really need to use your bathroom!"
    The manager says, "Sure but there's a ghost haunting the bathroom."
    The man replies, "I don't believe in ghosts!"
    The man goes in the bathroom and hears, "I'm the ghost of Willy Winky. I'll lick your balls and eat your weenie."
    The man then runs out screaming.
    Then Santa Claus comes in and says, "I really need to use your bathroom."
    The manager says, more...

    Zippergate at the movies

    Hot 3 years ago

    Subject: Executive Decision, True Lies, Beauty and the Beast,. ...

    **Disclaimer: The following story, though based on a true story contains altered or questionable facts and statements. Names and places have been changed to protect the innocent, if in fact there are any. **

    This is The Never Ending Story of a 9 To 5, Working Girl, and The American President. The latter of whom offered the former an Indecent Proposal. It seems this Top Gun was Addicted To Love, to Youngblood. He had a Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction, for this Pretty Woman, this Babe. He liked to Kiss The Girls, and liked Boys On The Side.... but that's Oliver's Story.

    Casual Sex? No, she saw Career Opportunities, The Sure Thing. She had Great Expectations.

    It was to be a Close Encounter Of The Third Kind, a Mission Impossible. We're talking Risky Business, Dangerous Ground. Till now she'd played The Saint, but this would be Unforgiven, more...

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