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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
There was a kid who passed a blind kid and the blind kid was crying.He asked what was wrong.And she said your face.Your very ugly!
Q. What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A. (Screaming) "I said. I'm drunk!"
Q. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A. Because red means stop.
Q. Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A. They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q. Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A. To put their feet through.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. Has that blonde gone yet?
A2. When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3. "All the blondes have gone home!"
Q. What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A. You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q. What is the difference between more...
You’re so ugly, you didn’t get hit with the ugly stick - you got hit with the whole damn tree! You’re so ugly, your mom has to tie a steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you. You’re so ugly, you Trick or Treat over the phone. If ugliness were bricks, you’d have enough to build the entire projects.
your momma is so ugly when she goes to the zoo they say to youer dad delievery is around back.