"You’re so ugly" joke

You’re so ugly, you didn’t get hit with the ugly stick - you got hit with the whole damn tree! You’re so ugly, your mom has to tie a steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you. You’re so ugly, you Trick or Treat over the phone. If ugliness were bricks, you’d have enough to build the entire projects.

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