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A christian democrat
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A socialist
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
An American republican
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
An American democrat
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for
being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows,
forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you
voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your
neighbor. You feel righteous.
A communist
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you
with milk.
A fascist
You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the
milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
Democracy, American style
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have
to sell both to support a man in a more...