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    It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like a pack of wild dogs.

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    A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

    Bill, Jim & Scott were at a convention together & were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.

    After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken & they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

    Bill said to Jim & Scott, "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for the next 25 flights and Scott can tell sad stories for the rest of the way."

    At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes & Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing & Scott began to tell sad stories.

    "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!!!

    This is seriously a sad sad song
    that I dedicate to all the fellow FOBs passed away...
    but we won't stop
    cuz we can't stop.
    uh-huh! FOB boy.
    Yeah... this right here...
    tell me why... goes out to all
    the FOBs, that's lost someone
    that they truly love... check it out
    Seems like yesterday we were on the boat
    Cross the pacific arrived up in Oak
    so far from growing rice and corn for do'
    unfortunate they got to know that
    FOBs ain't always make it cross the seas
    none of y'all FOBs did survive but me
    even though y'all gone we still a FOB team
    smuggle your family to fulfill your dreams
    in the future when we cross the sea
    gotta be more careful F-O-B
    reminisce sometime, the hole in the boat they couldn't mend
    tried to plug it up but it leaked again
    tried to escape but the crates was sealed
    heard all my friends cried out and squealed
    give anything to hear half y'all breaths
    I more...

    Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in a helicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutes and finally Hillary asks why he is looking so sad.

    He says, "I just was wondering what I could do for the poor countries."

    "Well " says Chelsea, "you could throw $100, 000 out the window of the helicopter. I'm sure that the poor will get some of it."

    He agrees that it's a good idea and he does. About 5 minutes later he starts thinking again.

    Hillary asks "Why do you still look so sad? You just threw $100, 000 out the window of the helicopter. That helped a lot of poor people."

    He says "I still feel like I didn't do enough."

    She says "Well, Bill, why don't you throw another $100, 000 out the window? That should make a lot of people happy."

    Again he says it's a good idea and he does. A few moments later and again more...

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