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    It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like a pack of wild dogs.

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    A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

    This is seriously a sad sad song
    that I dedicate to all the fellow FOBs passed away...
    but we won't stop
    cuz we can't stop.
    uh-huh! FOB boy.
    Yeah... this right here...
    tell me why... goes out to all
    the FOBs, that's lost someone
    that they truly love... check it out
    Seems like yesterday we were on the boat
    Cross the pacific arrived up in Oak
    so far from growing rice and corn for do'
    unfortunate they got to know that
    FOBs ain't always make it cross the seas
    none of y'all FOBs did survive but me
    even though y'all gone we still a FOB team
    smuggle your family to fulfill your dreams
    in the future when we cross the sea
    gotta be more careful F-O-B
    reminisce sometime, the hole in the boat they couldn't mend
    tried to plug it up but it leaked again
    tried to escape but the crates was sealed
    heard all my friends cried out and squealed
    give anything to hear half y'all breaths
    I more...

    Rules that guys wished girls knew..........
    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
    2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
    3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
    4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
    if he can find the perfect present, again!
    5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
    answer you don't want to hear.
    6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
    7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared
    to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
    monster trucks.
    8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
    every other cat.
    9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
    10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
    tides. Let it be.
    11. Shopping is not sport.
    12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
    13. You have enough more...

    Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in a helicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutes and finally Hillary asks why he is looking so sad.

    He says, "I just was wondering what I could do for the poor countries."

    "Well " says Chelsea, "you could throw $100, 000 out the window of the helicopter. I'm sure that the poor will get some of it."

    He agrees that it's a good idea and he does. About 5 minutes later he starts thinking again.

    Hillary asks "Why do you still look so sad? You just threw $100, 000 out the window of the helicopter. That helped a lot of poor people."

    He says "I still feel like I didn't do enough."

    She says "Well, Bill, why don't you throw another $100, 000 out the window? That should make a lot of people happy."

    Again he says it's a good idea and he does. A few moments later and again more...

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