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    Married Life

    Hot 6 years ago

    A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

    It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like a pack of wild dogs.

    75th Floor Apartment

    Hot 3 years ago

    Bill, Jim & Scott were at a convention together & were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.

    After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken & they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

    Bill said to Jim & Scott, "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for the next 25 flights and Scott can tell sad stories for the rest of the way."

    At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes & Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing & Scott began to tell sad stories.

    "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!!!

    This just breaks my heart... please pass it on so
    more can help this unfortunate child...

    > Dear Friend:
    > I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing
    > this for me, because I can't. She is crying.
    > Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says
    > it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault,
    > but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder,
    > so I don't ask her that anymore.
    > The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was
    > born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go
    > to sleep.
    > The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a
    > burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that
    > was the best they could do on account of us having no
    > money or insurance. I would like to have a body
    > transplant, but we need more money.
    > Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't
    > hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and more...

    How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

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