Regime Jokes

Recently a politician in the asian region was speaking tirlelessly to his much attended aduience and whilest comparing the prices of essential items with his regime and that of the oppsition said the following:-
" We have increased the guranteed price of padday. We increased the salaries of Govt servants and pensioners, and for those who work aboard and remitting their hard eanred foreign currency we now pay eighty rupees to their dollar whereas under the previous regime they only got fifty rupees and mind you we will increase this to hundred rupees within three months after coming to power this time" to the applause of the cheering crowd.

Yuo folks!
The election fever is now at its zenith but I am still not sure whether you have decided whom to vote. Hope this brief guide will help you?.
The top ten perfectly logical reasons to vote for UNP?
1. Your grand farther had voted for UNP, your father had voted for UNP and now you want to continue the family tradition.
2. It is the lesser of the two evils. (Justification: "Bheeshanaya tikak thibuna thamai, eth api meeta vada hondata kala endala hitiyane!" Though it was a bit terror regime, we were better off then.)
3. You are an automobile tire merchant and you are certain your business will prosper under a UNP regime.
4. You are an under world Goonda and you have a feeling that your skills and talents will be exploited in a more productive manner if UNP comes to power.
5. Your wife (husband) is an ardent fan of Chandrika and you know in this darned country no self-respecting man (woman) admits sharing the same political ideology more...