Evils Jokes

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    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

    A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
    "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
    "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.
    Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

    Banta and one of his friends were picked up by the cops for using drugs and appeared in court before the judge.
    The judge said, "You seem like nice men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday.

    By Andrew Marlatt
    Sunday, February 10, 2002; Page B05
    Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China and Syria today announced they had formed the Axis of Just as Evil, which they said would be "way eviler" than the Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.
    Axis of Evil members immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name.
    "Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean President Kim Jong Il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils....I mean the best at being evil....We're the best."
    Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar Assad.
    "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. more...

    When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

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