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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie. .. Barbies head on the end of a battering ram

Ram: Sham, you know today I killed 5 mosquitoes. 3 were male and 2 were female.
Sham: How did you know that?
Ram: Simple! The ones 3 male mosquitoes were sitting on my shaving, and the 2 female ones were sitting on my wife's lip stick.

Doctor: Ram, You Need Glasses. Ram: How Did You Know That Without Examining Me? Doctor: I Knew It As Soon As You Came In Through The Window Of My Clinic

Morron Is Writing Letter To His Friend Ram. Then Dumbo Comes In...
Dumbo: Morron, Why Are You Writing So Slowly?
Morron: Coz Ram Doesn't Know How To Read Fast!

6) Mother: "What are you writing Ram?"
Ram: "I'm writing a Letter to Baby Sham"
Mother: "But you don't know to write!"
Ram: "So What?, Anyway Sham don't know to read, That's why".
7) Father: "Idiot. How dare you scold your Mother?"
Son: "Don't feel Jealous, since you can't do that".
8) Watchman: "Police will catch if you Urinate here"
Small Boy: "But What are they going to do with my Urine".
9) Two students of second standard didn't know if trousers were singular
or plural. After thinking for very long time they decided, "Singular above and plural below".
10) Old woman: "Doctor I have severe pain in my right leg".
Doctor: "That is due to old age".
Old woman: "But both of my legs are of the same age".
Doctor: ? !

English Teacher: Ram, What Is Ur Father's Name? Ram: Indian Government, Mam. English Techer: What? Ram: His Name Is Bharat Sarkar, Mam. Since This Is English Class, I Told In English.

The Ram Lals were having a lot of tension in their marriage. Ram Lal's wife went to consult a holy man and sought his guidance.

The holy man heard her complaints and said,' Beti, it is our tradition that a good wife always follows in the footsteps of her husband. So must you.'

'But maharaj, how can I do that?' asked Ram Lal's wife.' My husband is a postman.'