"Hunters" joke

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A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.
The two Americans just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries.
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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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bob:yo harline so far back you got a job t the movie theater 2 be the screen
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greg mcmanus:burn it off with a weed burner and use a blower on the rest!
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Billy:Ill copy and paste yo hairline boy
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LAME AHH:Yall boyz poop af
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Anonym:"now,pls enter the number 0 for calling the police to come,
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Jenny:Classic!
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