Ram Jokes

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    The Fart Zodiac

    Hot 2 years ago

    Aries

    The Ram. Their farts are "Built Ram Tough". They may feel like Curly-Qs coming out of their asses because their farts mimic the curves of a ram's horns. They, the farts, sometimes like to butt heads with other farts. Since people born under the sign of Aries show strong leadership and like to get things started, they are always the first ones to fart while around other people. Their farts tend to be loud since they are energetic. Do you like to hear robust farts? Too shy to be the first one to fart? Get with an Aries.

    Taurus

    The Bull. Their farts can be very stubborn, and once released, they can stink up a space with power for very long periods of time-longer than average. Their farts just don't want to go away. Their farts can even be kinda sharp and hurt their *******s when they come out, because they are big and mimic the sharp horns of the bull. Since Taurus people love sensual pleasures, they must take care not to over-indulge and more...

    Son: Pop... what is the Ramayan stuff that all my friends in school talk about..

    Pop: So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step mom, or somethin', was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, you know, send this cool dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or reserve or somethin'.

    Since he was going, for like, somethin' like more than 10 years or so, he decided to take his wife and his bro along. You know... so that they could all chill out together. But dude, the forest was reeeeeeal scary shit, really man, they had monkeys and devils and shit like that.

    But this dude, Ram, kicked their ass with darts, bows and arrows, so it was fine. But then some bad boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, were our man, and his bro Lakshman, pissed! And you don't piss this son-of-a-gunz' coz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods were with more...

    Indian Politician

    Hot 2 years ago

    Dharmaraj, the divine record keeper summoned Yamdoot, the messenger of death and ordered:' Go down and get the atma of Ram Lal. His time is up.'

    Yamdoot went down and found Ram Lal. But however much he looked in Ram Lai's body, he could not find his atma. He reported back to Dharmaraj.

    ' How can that be?, demanded the record keeper.' Every person has to have a soul. Go and look more carefully.'

    Yamdoot went back and looked more carefully but failed to find Ram Lal's soul.

    Dharmaraj consulted his records and could find no entry of a human being without an atma.' What does this fellow Ram Lai do for a living?', he asked.

    'He is some kind of a minister in the government,' replied Yamdoot.

    'No wonder you couldn't find a soul in his body. Go back and look in his chair. That's where Indian politicians and ministers keep their atmas.'

    What a cheap

    Hot 6 years ago

    Banta went to a cheap restaurant to have dinner. He ran into his friend Ram Lal who was working there as a waiter.
    'Ram Lai, aren't you ashamed of working in this third-class restaurant?' he asked.
    'I may work in a third-class restaurant,' replied Ram Lai,' but I don't eat in one like you.'

    Alive or dead

    Hot 2 years ago

    Banta and Ram Lal were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Ram Lai leaned over and called out:' You dead or alive, Banta?'
    'Alive,' moaned Banta.
    'You're a liar. I don't know whether to believe you or not,' said Ram Lai.
    'Then I must be dead,' said Banta,' because you wouldn't dare call me a liar if I were alive.'

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