"Freedom is not the right to do as" joke
Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Your momma reminds me of a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, throwen down a gutter and comes back for more.