Queen Jokes

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    Wave properly

    Hot 2 years agoby andy

    - Wave properly you stupid bitch!
    - Nan please, that's the Queen

    Nick The Dragonslayer

    Hot 2 years ago

    Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.

    Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

    One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

    Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1, 000 gold coins to arrange it.

    Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

    Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that more...

    Bull Of Samoa

    Hot 2 years ago

    China, New Zealand, New England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast. China went first. He steps up and says, "I want to make a toast to the Great Wall of China!" All of the Chinese people cheered. Then, the leader of New Zealand steps up and he says, "I want to make a toast to the green grass of New Zealand!" Everyone from New Zealand now cheered. Then the Prince of New England steps up and he says, "I want to make a toast to my mom the Queen of New England!" So everyone from New England cheered. Then finally a drunk Samoan from Samoa was about to toast but his leader tried to stop him but he couldn't so the drunk Samoan says, "(I want to make a toast to the Bull of Samoa.". Everyone freezes and they say "The Bull of Samoa... What is that?" Then he says, "Yeah the Bull of Samoa - The Bull of Samoa jumps over the Great Wall of more...

    Intelligent Riddle

    Hot 2 years ago

    John
    Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her,
    "Your Majesty,
    how do you run such an efficient government? Are there
    any tips you can give
    to me?"
    "Well," says the Queen, "the most important
    thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
    Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around
    me are really intelligent?"
    The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy.
    You just ask them to
    answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes
    a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair
    in here, would you?"
    Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
    The Queen smiles, "Answer me this, please, Tony.
    Your mother and father have a child. It is not your
    brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
    Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That
    would be me."
    "Yes! Very good," says more...

    The World History

    Hot 3 years ago

    [Original Author: Richard Lederer, St Paul's School]
    One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a
    student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably
    genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through
    college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot.
    The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by
    Camelot. The climate in the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of
    the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular
    cube. The pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.
    The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were
    created from an more...

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