"Wave properly" joke

Hot 6 months agoby andy

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
Carolyn Ross:Love it and im italian
Funny Joke? 55 vote(s). 65% are positive. 1 comment(s).