Proverb Jokes / Recent Jokes
Bob: don? T be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb,? A barking dog never bites.?
Rich: yes, you know the proverb, and i know the proverb, but does your dog know the proverb?
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were
actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders...Better to be safe than - punch a 5th grader.Strike while - the bug is close.It's always darkest before - Daylight Saving Time.Never underestimate the power of - termites. You can lead a horse to water but - how? Don't bite the hand that - looks dirty. No news is - impossible. A miss is as good as a - Mr. You can't teach an old dog new - math. If you lie down with dogs, you'll - stink in the morning.Love all, trust - me.The pen is mightier than the - pigs.An idle mind is - the best way to relax. Where there's smoke there's - pollution.Happy the bride who - gets all the presents. A penny saved is - not much. Two's company, three's - the Musketeers. more...
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Anonymous
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by more...
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Anonymous"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous"I have studied many more...
"Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff"-Unknown
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."-Dave Platt
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."-Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."-Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."-Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."-English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."-Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another."-Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."-Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in more...
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Better to be safe than.................... Punch a 5th grader
Strike while the. ........................ Bug is close
It's always darkest before................ Daylight Savings Time
Never underestimate the power of.......... Termites
You can lead a horse to water but......... how?
Don't bite the hand that.................. looks dirty
No news is................................ impossible
A miss is as good as a.................... Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new............ math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll......... stink in the morning
Love all, trust........................... me
The pen is mightier than the.............. pigs
An idle mind is........................... The best way to relax
Where more...
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.