Krutch Jokes

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Anonymous
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by more...

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Anonymous"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous"I have studied many more...

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the
car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at
nothing right in your ear. -Dave Barry
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down. -Robert Benchley
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
later. -Mary Bly
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him. -Dereke Bruce
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they
have many other fine qualities as well. -Missy Dizick
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of
dogs. -Aldous Huxley
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you more...

"Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff"-Unknown
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."-Dave Platt
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."-Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."-Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."-Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."-English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."-Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another."-Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."-Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in more...