Prisoners Jokes / Recent Jokes

A remote island in the South Pacific has agreed to take several prisoners from Guantanamo. The skipper, the millionaire, the movie star, the professor and Mary Ann!

"I know I'm a bad president, and I got us into a war that we shouldn't be in, made a bill that takes away a lot of your rights, held prisoners against their will with no evidence, tortured other prisoners, screwed over the poor, placed wire taps on you, reacted poorly to a hurricane, started a pointless bill to pursecute gay people, shouldn't even really be president, and probably did a whole lot more evil stuff you haven't even heard about yet...
but punching me is just mean."