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There once was a little frog who wanted to take out a home improvement loan to fix up his pad. He hopped over to his local bank, went up to the teller and said, "Hi, I'd like to take out a loan to fix up my pad."
The teller replied, "You need to see our loan officer. Her name is "Patricia Black."
So the frog hops over to the loan officer's desk and sits down. When Patricia arrives she ask, "What can I do for you?"
The frog says, "I'd like to take out a loan to fix up my pad."
Patricia asked, "What do you have for Collateral?"
After thinking for a couple of moments about what he could offer the frog reaches into his little foggy pocket and pulls out a small white elephant.
"This is a very unusual form of collateral." said Patricia.
"I'll have to check with out bank president to see if it's ok."
Patricia goes to the president and says, "There's a frog out there who want's a more...

An application for a wedding license in this morning's paper lists Patricia English and Richard Spelling. Poor girl will be Patricia English Spelling!

Patricia Lawford, sister of President Kennedy and ex-wife of actor Peter Lawford, died today at 82. This marks a first in the Kennedy family, as her death did not involve bullets, planes, or alcohol.......yet.

This article appeared in today's edition of the Toronto Sun. The "TTC" is the Toronto Transit Commission, and we usually refer to our subway trains as "the rocket".
SIZZLIN' HOTLINE DOUSED BY TTC
Whip them. Spank them. Make them ride the rocket in boy scout uniforms.
Beaten, but not bowed, transit officials say it took them no more than a day to realize a wrong number on one of their pamphlets connected riders to a well-travelled sex dominatrix.
TTC spokesman Christine Burkett said yesterday that the "Rocket Rider" guides were stripped from local transit vehicles last Monday after the number for a Spanish-language transit hotline turned out to be that for a local house of domination.
"It was a case of a typo not being caught," Burkett said. "Few noticed, but this woman was probably pretty pleased with the business you brought her," Burkett said of a Sun story which told the naughty tale of the snafu. With the fifth more...

A frog enters a bank and walks up to an accountant. The accountant's name is Patricia Whack.
The frog says, "Patty Whack, I would like to get a loan."
"What's your name?" she asks.
"You don't know my name? Everyone else does. I'm Froggy Jagger, son of Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones," the frog replies.
"Do you have any proof?" she inquires.
The frog reaches into his pocket and takes out some valuable and beautiful china. "What is that?" asks the accountant.
"Go and ask your manager," says the frog.
So, Patricia goes to her manager, shows him the china, and asks, "What is this?"
The manager says, "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone."